Some Definitions : -

• School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
• Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
• Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
• Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
• Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
• Father: A banker provided by nature.
• Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
• Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
• Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
• Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
• Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read.
• Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
• Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
• Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
• Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
• Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
• Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.