My work ethic could best be described as "procrastinate as much as possible then frantically scream OH F*** right before the deadline."

I can remember just 10 years ago, I had no idea what to do with all the pictures I took of my lunch. Thanks, Facebook!

Confidence? Oh yeah I've heard of that. It comes in a variety of bottles and you have to be 21 to buy it.

Looking at the number of emails I receive from Nigeria I feel it must be tough for an honest Nigerian businessman to make a living

Your password must contain an upper and lower case letter, two numbers and a bunch of symbols that look like comic strip swearing.

Darwin would have been the greatest person had he predicted that Butterflies would evolve to become "Tattoos"