Why did Cleopatra always say no?

'Cause she was queen of de Nile.

South African Chess:-

A variation on standard chess. The object is to capture the black bishop. Of course, that's not very difficult, as only the white pieces are allowed to move.

Censor :- Seems that the censors banned the airing of an instructional show on TV that purported to introduce young people to the worlds of jazz and classical music. Their reasoning?

-- > Too much Sax and Violins.