A guy says to another, "I've Facebook, Orkut, Twitter, Google+, Skype, YIM & MSN..."

The friend asks, "Hey dude, do you have a life...?" 

The guy screams, "Oh my God, no... Please send me the link..."

A broken trust can be described as melted chocolate...No matter how hard you try to freeze it, it will never return to its true shape...!!